1. Plug in your ipods/mp3 players and set out for a long walk. Sing Along with the music and play it loud. This helps drive away depressing thoughts.
2. Call up your best buddy and talk to him/her, or even better video chat. ( Do not even bother to call home. All you are going to do is freak them out.)
3. If it is a matter of lost love, or love never accomplished, Ben & Jerry's, Baskin Robbins, Coldstone.
4. If you complain about catching cold with ice creams, then try hershleys, dove. Have loads of them.
5. For the BAD boys....what if i asked "Sir RUM?" (recall Silencer from 3 Idiots) Oh! yeah baby, nothing works better than drinking like there is no tomorrow!
6. Alright nerds, this one is for you. Pick up a problem from Irodov or Jackson (for physics majors...for the rest of you.....pick up anything you hated most during your masters!) and suck it up until you break the tip of your pen or chew the back completely. Set the alarm and GO TO SLEEP.
7. Govinda. What a Stress buster! Any Govinda movie works wonders for me. Touchwood.
8. Baba Ramdev. (naam hi kafi hai)
9. Porn. Seriously!. Porn is for teenagers or perverts. I don't fit into any of the categories. Now, you decide for yourself.
10. Get a gang of guys (girls will not be very helpful here), and start discussing the 'Kashmir Issue'. I am sure one of you will end up punching someone else's nose and woo woo...'Depression gone'.
P.S. I wrote this for another blog i follow, but thought this one will fit in here as well :)
Happy blogging.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, November 21, 2009
The Science project....and the amazing house....
Lets face it....there were but two main competitors for winning the Science project. The group with Shubhomoy et al.....and us..Rajdeep, Sanjit, Sidhharth, Nishant..Gaurav..(Who else were there?).
After going through several magazines that Mrs. Das( class teacher then)gave us, we decided on a motion sensing alarm. We even got all the parts that were listed in the magazine (@ Gaurav: Remember the frequent visits to Chandni during school hours?). But, it turned out that the idea was far fetched and the motion sensing was asking for a bit too much. As a last resort, I went to one of my cousin's friend, who made us a simple light sensing alarm. Little did I know then that Shubhomoy will go to a shop which did stuff like that professionally!!!
None the less, whats important was that...we left no stones unturned to win...we came up with a house that was way better than theirs...(what say Rajdeep, Siddharth??)...the alarm was placed at the gate...so all it did was .... every time you put your hands through the door..it would set off the alarm....but...the house had a garden...colored walls....fence...the most amazing piece of art. The other group did some crazy laser shit...with mirrors and all...
Well..they did win and got the prize...but what the Hell....we had our share of fun while making the rocking house...
P.S. If you guys remember...the alarm was unstable throughout....and we kept getting mad at each other everytime it broke down....it was just for show for the last part of the exhibition :D
After going through several magazines that Mrs. Das( class teacher then)gave us, we decided on a motion sensing alarm. We even got all the parts that were listed in the magazine (@ Gaurav: Remember the frequent visits to Chandni during school hours?). But, it turned out that the idea was far fetched and the motion sensing was asking for a bit too much. As a last resort, I went to one of my cousin's friend, who made us a simple light sensing alarm. Little did I know then that Shubhomoy will go to a shop which did stuff like that professionally!!!
None the less, whats important was that...we left no stones unturned to win...we came up with a house that was way better than theirs...(what say Rajdeep, Siddharth??)...the alarm was placed at the gate...so all it did was .... every time you put your hands through the door..it would set off the alarm....but...the house had a garden...colored walls....fence...the most amazing piece of art. The other group did some crazy laser shit...with mirrors and all...
Well..they did win and got the prize...but what the Hell....we had our share of fun while making the rocking house...
P.S. If you guys remember...the alarm was unstable throughout....and we kept getting mad at each other everytime it broke down....it was just for show for the last part of the exhibition :D
Friday, November 20, 2009
Clash of the TITANS …
It was again the time of inter- class football matches. Guys I must say it was a matter of pride of glory for who wins the tournament. Though the 12 science team was an underdog, but we never took it that way.
It was the commerce guys whom we considered the enemy of our lives (I still don’t know why we considered it like that) as a result SCIENCE Vs Com was the most crucial match for us.
Let me describe the match details, as soon as the football (hence forth to reduce typing effort I will use ball instead of football, plz don’t take it otherwise) left the center line our two most promising cheer leader PRIYANKA n BIDISA started cheering in a very shrill tone. No one in the wildest of dream realized that those two micro sized girls can produce such “glass breaking” sounds.
Everything was depending on our star striker Soumyadeep with his pair of pillar sized legs. Thank god Soumya didn’t let us down that day, he played his heart out. The first goal I think came from a corner kick which Soumya took and most probably Shashank headed the ball in the nets. In this context Shashank in that match received most of his volleys with a different body part other than his legs …. His ASS.
Then came the second goal, credit for which completely goes to Soumya. The score stood at 2-0 and the com guys rolled up their sleeves and started their usual UNFAIR PLAY. Targeting Soumya, Shashank and suvomoy our goalie for that match ,he also outplayed himself in that match and point to note is that he played without his glasses. Let’s hope suvomoy can catch other more important round object in his life without his glassed onJ.
Soumya was badly beaten by the com guys but he still put up his fight and reverted back with a strong back pass on debanjan’s balls (his reall balls not the football). But that poor innocent guy was our childhood friend who had to pay for the entire COM team, the blow was too much for Debanjan and he was grounded. Though I think Soumya didn’t intend to hit Debanjan but he became the victim and the message was passed on to the COM guys “PUNGA LEGA TOH YEAHI HAAL HOGA”.
Com was very much dependent on Aisf aka Vetki. Aisf was the self acclaimed Maradona of the school with very little bit of football talent. Only remarkable thing that he did on that day was , freaking out on Priyanka and bidisa leaving the ball aside , because those two ladies called him VETKI openly in front of his female fan followers that too in those classified voice.
Finally Mr. Daniel (PT Teacher) blew the whistle and the match ended SCIENCE 2 , COMMERCE 0. If INDIA ever wins the cricket world cup, I don’t think we will enjoy it the way we celebrated that win.
After effects was that COM guys challenged us to play another match which we turned down with a smiling face and whenever and wherever a COM guy is seen he was greeted with “They Lost” . That was just enough to blow their head off …
It was the commerce guys whom we considered the enemy of our lives (I still don’t know why we considered it like that) as a result SCIENCE Vs Com was the most crucial match for us.
Let me describe the match details, as soon as the football (hence forth to reduce typing effort I will use ball instead of football, plz don’t take it otherwise) left the center line our two most promising cheer leader PRIYANKA n BIDISA started cheering in a very shrill tone. No one in the wildest of dream realized that those two micro sized girls can produce such “glass breaking” sounds.
Everything was depending on our star striker Soumyadeep with his pair of pillar sized legs. Thank god Soumya didn’t let us down that day, he played his heart out. The first goal I think came from a corner kick which Soumya took and most probably Shashank headed the ball in the nets. In this context Shashank in that match received most of his volleys with a different body part other than his legs …. His ASS.
Then came the second goal, credit for which completely goes to Soumya. The score stood at 2-0 and the com guys rolled up their sleeves and started their usual UNFAIR PLAY. Targeting Soumya, Shashank and suvomoy our goalie for that match ,he also outplayed himself in that match and point to note is that he played without his glasses. Let’s hope suvomoy can catch other more important round object in his life without his glassed onJ.
Soumya was badly beaten by the com guys but he still put up his fight and reverted back with a strong back pass on debanjan’s balls (his reall balls not the football). But that poor innocent guy was our childhood friend who had to pay for the entire COM team, the blow was too much for Debanjan and he was grounded. Though I think Soumya didn’t intend to hit Debanjan but he became the victim and the message was passed on to the COM guys “PUNGA LEGA TOH YEAHI HAAL HOGA”.
Com was very much dependent on Aisf aka Vetki. Aisf was the self acclaimed Maradona of the school with very little bit of football talent. Only remarkable thing that he did on that day was , freaking out on Priyanka and bidisa leaving the ball aside , because those two ladies called him VETKI openly in front of his female fan followers that too in those classified voice.
Finally Mr. Daniel (PT Teacher) blew the whistle and the match ended SCIENCE 2 , COMMERCE 0. If INDIA ever wins the cricket world cup, I don’t think we will enjoy it the way we celebrated that win.
After effects was that COM guys challenged us to play another match which we turned down with a smiling face and whenever and wherever a COM guy is seen he was greeted with “They Lost” . That was just enough to blow their head off …
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
The plasric bag incident...
A two month suspension ! really?
I hated that effing effer, yes, I am talking about Myers....effing, effhead :X
I think this was sometime in class 12, maybe right after the first term. There was no teacher in class, and as usual we were making noise, and trust me......i was not really that loud. Anyhow, the overall din was loud enough for Boye to come over and ask which teacher was supposed to be there, and blah blah......and we got the usual warning, 'any more noise and anyone i catch making noise will be going to the principal". "Meh.....another hollow threat", I thought. And the person in charge was our class monitor, the very disciplined, quiet, regular, good (seriously i can't think of anymore adjectives) Soumyadeep.
Mr. Boye said, "any one who makes noise, bring him to my office".
Mr. Boye walks out, and I had a plastic bag in my hand with which I made an annoying noise, but it wasn't enough to reach Boye.
Soumyadeep flipped for some reason, and that jerk took me to Mr. Boye and then from Boye to that effing Myers and then aha I got a two month suspension. I guess Soumyadeep did not realize then that the matter would turn out to that serious. TWO months.....are you kidding me.....for making noise with a plastic bag......its not that i freaking boozed at school, or harassed some girl. BIG Dildohead effing Myers.
I had to ask my dad to come the next day to meet Myers, and later me and my dad had a good laugh about how stupid Myers was for suspending me for two months for such a silly matter.
I think the school went overboard with establishing discipline and shit.
U guys remember what a shit-hole Myers was when it came to giving us our farewell party....which we never got?
Oh! btw, when I was asked why I had made that noise, I said, " i dont know how it happened, just happened". LOL
I hated that effing effer, yes, I am talking about Myers....effing, effhead :X
I think this was sometime in class 12, maybe right after the first term. There was no teacher in class, and as usual we were making noise, and trust me......i was not really that loud. Anyhow, the overall din was loud enough for Boye to come over and ask which teacher was supposed to be there, and blah blah......and we got the usual warning, 'any more noise and anyone i catch making noise will be going to the principal". "Meh.....another hollow threat", I thought. And the person in charge was our class monitor, the very disciplined, quiet, regular, good (seriously i can't think of anymore adjectives) Soumyadeep.
Mr. Boye said, "any one who makes noise, bring him to my office".
Mr. Boye walks out, and I had a plastic bag in my hand with which I made an annoying noise, but it wasn't enough to reach Boye.
Soumyadeep flipped for some reason, and that jerk took me to Mr. Boye and then from Boye to that effing Myers and then aha I got a two month suspension. I guess Soumyadeep did not realize then that the matter would turn out to that serious. TWO months.....are you kidding me.....for making noise with a plastic bag......its not that i freaking boozed at school, or harassed some girl. BIG Dildohead effing Myers.
I had to ask my dad to come the next day to meet Myers, and later me and my dad had a good laugh about how stupid Myers was for suspending me for two months for such a silly matter.
I think the school went overboard with establishing discipline and shit.
U guys remember what a shit-hole Myers was when it came to giving us our farewell party....which we never got?
Oh! btw, when I was asked why I had made that noise, I said, " i dont know how it happened, just happened". LOL
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Golden moments
Our trip to Botanical Garden - our supposed 'Educational Trip'
Abir- the victim of all the pranks
The famous paper dance of Shashank n Supriya on 31st Dec at Rajdeep's
That's 12 Science - check out the last bench
We were not responsible for the background
Me wid the 2 monitors
OMG ! The cake :)
Our B'lore trip for CET ... remember Sunil's english ?
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And last but not the least
12 SCIENCE
Mr. Banerjee or Mr.D.Banerjee ?
I remember , it was our mock for the I.S.C .... we were made to sit in the hall downstairs in long rows.. The commerce sir (short, Chaplin mustache and nasal voice- forgot his name) was on the invigilation. We were writing our Chemistry paper... Our brains were filled with zillions of names - Benzene,mathanol,iodoform etc etc ... Subroto was trying with all his might to scribble some sense on his otherwise blank paper and there was Gaurav poking him for the last 15 minutes. Gaurav as usual had finished his paper long time back .No,no dont get any wrong notion... He wasn't a genius. His knowledge was exhausted.... Subroto, was getting irritated - "Wait,lemme finish first" he told Gaurav..
But Gaurav could no longer hold his patience. He needed the answer real bad...After Subroto completed his work , he managed to spare some time for his dear friend who was in need - a dire need (i suppose)....
Any guess what Gaurav asked him ??????
No ?
Well --- he asked him :
But now , after so many years , I think that had Gaurav not done something so stupid, we wouldn't have had something to laugh upon till date ...
Thanks Gaurav for being hillarious at times....
P.S :- Did Subroto answer his question ??
But Gaurav could no longer hold his patience. He needed the answer real bad...After Subroto completed his work , he managed to spare some time for his dear friend who was in need - a dire need (i suppose)....
Any guess what Gaurav asked him ??????
No ?
Well --- he asked him :
"Mr.Banerjee or Mr.D.Banerjee ???"
Subroto was fuming.... He had actually spared his precious last minute for this...But now , after so many years , I think that had Gaurav not done something so stupid, we wouldn't have had something to laugh upon till date ...
Thanks Gaurav for being hillarious at times....
P.S :- Did Subroto answer his question ??
The NAGIN dance ....(:-P)....;-))
I dnt how how many of you remember the nagin dance .....courtesy sanjit and soumyadeep.....MRs . mathews or miss bano or someone else wud be busy on the board taking classes..........one of us(on most occasions it was nishant or shashank or myself ;))...... wud just do a bit of rubbing on sanjit's or soumyadeep's back and then it used to start......and then the lughter bug wud bite all at the same time..... That nagin dance was the funniest thing that used to happen...specially somya was a pro in it (lolz)....those last two benches were so much fun...
I am missing those days
I am missing those days
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