Clash of the TITANS …

It was again the time of inter- class football matches. Guys I must say it was a matter of pride of glory for who wins the tournament. Though the 12 science team was an underdog, but we never took it that way.
It was the commerce guys whom we considered the enemy of our lives (I still don’t know why we considered it like that) as a result SCIENCE Vs Com was the most crucial match for us.
Let me describe the match details, as soon as the football (hence forth to reduce typing effort I will use ball instead of football, plz don’t take it otherwise) left the center line our two most promising cheer leader PRIYANKA n BIDISA started cheering in a very shrill tone. No one in the wildest of dream realized that those two micro sized girls can produce such “glass breaking” sounds.
Everything was depending on our star striker Soumyadeep with his pair of pillar sized legs. Thank god Soumya didn’t let us down that day, he played his heart out. The first goal I think came from a corner kick which Soumya took and most probably Shashank headed the ball in the nets. In this context Shashank in that match received most of his volleys with a different body part other than his legs …. His ASS.
Then came the second goal, credit for which completely goes to Soumya. The score stood at 2-0 and the com guys rolled up their sleeves and started their usual UNFAIR PLAY. Targeting Soumya, Shashank and suvomoy our goalie for that match ,he also outplayed himself in that match and point to note is that he played without his glasses. Let’s hope suvomoy can catch other more important round object in his life without his glassed onJ.
Soumya was badly beaten by the com guys but he still put up his fight and reverted back with a strong back pass on debanjan’s balls (his reall balls not the football). But that poor innocent guy was our childhood friend who had to pay for the entire COM team, the blow was too much for Debanjan and he was grounded. Though I think Soumya didn’t intend to hit Debanjan but he became the victim and the message was passed on to the COM guys “PUNGA LEGA TOH YEAHI HAAL HOGA”.
Com was very much dependent on Aisf aka Vetki. Aisf was the self acclaimed Maradona of the school with very little bit of football talent. Only remarkable thing that he did on that day was , freaking out on Priyanka and bidisa leaving the ball aside , because those two ladies called him VETKI openly in front of his female fan followers that too in those classified voice.
Finally Mr. Daniel (PT Teacher) blew the whistle and the match ended SCIENCE 2 , COMMERCE 0. If INDIA ever wins the cricket world cup, I don’t think we will enjoy it the way we celebrated that win.
After effects was that COM guys challenged us to play another match which we turned down with a smiling face and whenever and wherever a COM guy is seen he was greeted with “They Lost” . That was just enough to blow their head off …